• 7:29 PM, 21.4.06
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yo wassuppp (:everyone must have missed me right? :D i knooowww... didn't blog for ages
anyway, update on what's going on in my life these few days.
FIRST OF ALL. I GOT FUGGING BANNED FROM THE COMP SO... YEAH. you can now spot me from only 8 - 10 everyday.
woohoo, today was sports day. didn't win anything but whoo careeeeees. SO FUN. i'm seriously starting to dislike lotsa secondary ones. especially the girls. LIKE HELLO. IS YOUR EYESIGHT SO BAD TILL YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THAT YOU JUST KICKED ALL THREE 1.5 LITRE BOTTLES?! OH I'M SORRY. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TOO CONCERNED WITH YOUR STUPID DRIPPING ICE CREAM.
AND HELLO, WHEN YOU KICK SOMEONE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO APOLOGIZE DAMN IT. ONCE NEVER MIND, BUT TWO TIMES IN A ROW. YOU UNFEELING OR SOMETHING? AND SO WHAT THAT YOU CAN CHEER? MUST YOU TURN BACK AND FACE ME WHEN YOU'RE CHEERING? NO RIGHT. FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR STUPIDITY.
oh yeah, i met two WONDERFUL, CUTE and PRETTY girls on thursday. i'm sooo blinded by their kawaii poses nehzxzxzxzxz. EXCUSE ME FOR JUST LYING. in case you didn't know, you can't just call yourself pretty and cute like that okay. when OTHER people say that you are pretty and cute then it's true. if you're just calling yourself pretty and cute regardless of all the jeering and booing coming from other people then you're just in DENIAL.
oh i'm so SORRY. was that too advanced for you? shall i wait for a week before coming back to let you INSULT me again? even if you can't think of any wonderful retorts cause your puny little brain can't handle it, at least you can still regain some self diginity by stop acting all innocent.
by the way right, when you count? you go one, two, three THEN four. you don't really START with four? so yeah, when you count ME, it's ONE. not four. i'm seriously ashamed of having juniors like you all. and please, can you just STOP repeating all your insults?? i'm getting TIRED of hearing "suckers" all the time.
boooo....done with the scolding. NOW FOR THE NICE AND VULGARITY FREE PART OF MY BLOG (:
woohoo.. yesterday was the math warriors competition thing. i wasn't a judge this year so we were just sitting downstairs and slacking. weiqing originally wanted to do the flag, but in the end, she decided to bring it back home. we had to move from one side of the canteen to the other side so as to make way for all the LITTLE PRIMARY SCHOOL DUDES. they're like so tiny? cannot ever believe i was that small. xD
oh yeah, it's like, some bad thing happened on that day as well. but i'm over it (: fresh clean slate.
AND WE SAW THE SEXAYE DURIAN SELLER AGAIN. he's actually the basketball coach but you can't deny that he looks like a durian seller lurh. =X when he holds the ball right, he looks like he's holding a durian. :P then weiqing and i were like thinking of various scenarios for him?
Scenario 1
"HOW COULD YOU HAVE MISSED THAT BALL?!?!?!"
durian seller rushes out with his 15D durian and whacks the basketballers upsidedown
Scenario 2
durian seller uses a durian to shoot instead of a basketball
Scenario 3 (funniest of all)
cause we spotted the durian seller actually PRAISING someone. so...the scenario goes like this.
"WAH. BU CUO. LAI, LAI. WO GEI NI DURIAN ZUO JIANG"
durian seller pulls out a 24D durian and holds it right in front of the basketballer.
"this durian ah. my best stock okay. from MALAYSIA, just drop down from the tree, then fly from malaysia. sit boat, lorry and car also."
durian seller is about to give the durian to basketballer
"WAH KAO NI JIAO NA GE DA JIU AH?!"
durian seller throws durian at the other unfortunate basketballer and the first basketballer is left with no durian ):
or something like that :D i forgot the story xD
wheee...we were the prize presenters people and it was SOOOOOOO fugging confusing. a lot of primary schools went home already then the little kids just ran up the stage and everything.
WOOHOO. JAMES IS SHU NAN. xD we were like saying WE ARE SHU NU. then james went to say I AM SHU NAN. xD ahhhh...so funny la :D then i go disturb him when he was doing his reporting thing. he was interviewing this girl and he got her name wrong, so i was like saying "HAIYOH. WHAT KINDA REPORTER ARE YOU?! GET PEOPLES' NAMES WONG." then keep sighing and sighing
:D
mr chia scolded me for that...e.e
wheee....MR EDMUND NG TREATED WEIQING AND I TO ICE LEMON TEAAA~~ omgomgomgomg HE'S SO NICE LOL. :D
gah, time to goo....spent too much time scolding. I SHALL CONTINUE MY POST ON SPORTS DAY ANOTHER TIMEEEEE. :D